when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicidethat’s pretty fucking metalI’d say it’s pretty fuckingbananas
I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford
Jenny Han, It’s Not Summer Without You
Sometimes I look in the mirror and think “Oh daaaamn ;)” and other times I look in the mirror and think “Oh daaaamn :’(“
I’M ON THE FLOOR DYING AND I DON’T THINK I’LL LIVE.
Just admit it this was the most intense scene in your childood
Actually, that’s a common misconception. Cats kill animals and bring them to you because they think you’re a shitty hunter and they don’t want you to starve.
So it’s kind of love, but it’s mostly because you suck at catching food
I’m pretty sure “I don’t want you to starve” is the maximum level of love cats are able to give.
My cat brought us a present today. I have never seen a rabbit SO angry.