July 2012
incises:
one time i went on a date
no i didn’t
kittymander:
my mom said i couldn’t have a cookie cake for my birthday so i stole all of her towels
June 2012
On September 31st, 2013, Tumblr will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table, and do the macarena, all while singing, “I Will Survive”. After sending the video tape of the previous actions to me, then and only then will David Karp come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be true...
How to finish that last minute assignment
cjshark:
prettyflyforaredspy:
ruemex:
disgruntledota:
leetakeuchi:
I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.
And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…
this will come in handy one day
ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2012: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101
keepcalmandsmilewithniall:
um-basically-harry:
I’d let the British invade me if you know what I mean.
and the irish (;
idk why people assume youre jealous of everything...
thatfunnyblog:
i hate spiders that doesnt mean im jealous they have 8 legs and eat flies.
Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?!
elmo666:
THIS IS NAMED MOURNING WOMAN ON ISTOCKPHOTO??
THATS NOT THE FACE OF A MOURNING WOMAN THATS THE FACE OF AN EVIL BUSINESS WOMAN WHO JUST KILLED THE COMPETITION
united-fandom-of-styles:
Harry sang “I can’t love you more than tits” at the concert tonight
yourreasontobe-1d:
BUT CAN YOU IMAGINE HIM IN BED.
LIKE HOW IS HARRY EVEN WALKING AFTER THIS.
PRAYER CIRCLE FOR HARRY.
i stared at this for a good ten minutes. look at the little hip swirl. all i think about is penis.
sleepy-bird:
i feel like no one acknowledges the size of Louis’ penis
…i mean
