rel-ecno: losing friends to people you helped them meet
privateagentmars: what if someone called your phone, whispered your url and then hung up
me: i have to pee
friend: then go pee
jaredassalecki: giggleatacrimescene: mishasmeatstick: coffeeandcheesecake: can we just discuss how West Collins sees cameras and immediately fixes them with the coldest stare I have ever seen on a baby’s face and Thomas Padalecki is like “HEY CAMERA HOW ARE YOU I’M THOMAS I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT OLYMPICS 2012!!!!!!!!” #in other words they are direct copies of their fathers #looking...
omh frunk tumblreing is so fun talk to me followers i loe you
i, way too drunk or this and by this i mean living so i’, too drunk wb to be wblive right now ojh, ‘kjfdhgkjhglksjhglkjshglkjdf judt love me christian bale
i am so in love with him i can’t even. i mean we just talked before on the phone and i just meh his voice and his way of speaking and he has tattoos now and i love him so much and he’s calling me tomorrow marry me i love you
okcupidmoderator: eastafrodite: demonize poor people for wanting to terminate pregnancy they can’t afford demonize poor mothers for applying for government assistance to raise the child they didn’t want because they couldn’t afford it by referring to them as “welfare queens” I like this meme.
llcooljofficial: no wonder foreigners don’t like americans i mean our mascot looks like the bird form of a douchebag who takes gym class too seriously
methlabrador: in 3 short years kids who were born in 2000 will be 15 and that is the most horrifying thing ive realized in a long long time
igottamalikfeeling: zaynmalikbecausefuckyouthatswhy: igottamalikfeeling: larrygay: wow ok. fuck you zayn. fuck you too man ok love you xox killing myself.
satansvag: pick up any history book flip to any page and no matter where you stop white people were fucking shit up for everyone
pitbull: spanish spanish spanish spanish spanish spanish mr worldwide
metal-guru: fr3aksh0ww: mpregbert: magikarpschoiceass: mpregbert: im so tired i could eat a horse i identify as a horse and this offends me i identify as offends and this horses me I offend horses, identify me. i think the main question here is why would you eat a horse if you were tired
tobiasvincentmaguire: my favorite sex position is crying over band members on the floor
harrysgettinhead: does anyone understand how painful it is for me to listen to ed sheeran at night and not have anyone to kiss and intertwine my body with