Every conversation with my mother EVER.
Check out this sideboob! Does this sideboob turn you on?
Well it shouldn’t. Because this is THOR SIDEBOOB
what do you mean shouldnt
I just choked on my tea.
i don’t know why i laughed so hard but
buT NO THATS LITERALLY ESSENTIALLY WHAT HE DID
Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same. Some will grow to be butchers, or bakers, or candlestick makers. Some will only be really good at making Jell-O salad. One way or another, though, every human being is unique, for better or for worse.