the rainbow to the storms of life

tickettoheaven: chafing-nipples: dangermat: when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other...

Tue, 14 May 2013 00:23:28 -0400

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal

I’d say it’s pretty fucking

bananas

adventuresonpaper: I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford

Tue, 14 May 2013 00:15:41 -0400

adventuresonpaper:

I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford

(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)

Tue, 14 May 2013 00:15:36 -0400

(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)

Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”

(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)

Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”

Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”

Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”

Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”

(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)

Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

aseaofquotes: Jenny Han, It’s Not Summer Without You

Tue, 14 May 2013 00:10:53 -0400

aseaofquotes:

Jenny Han, It’s Not Summer Without You

Sometimes I look in the mirror and think “Oh daaaamn ;)” and other times I look in the...

Tue, 14 May 2013 00:09:25 -0400

Sometimes I look in the mirror and think “Oh daaaamn ;)” and other times I look in the mirror and think “Oh daaaamn :’(“

minutes-till-midnight: I’M ON THE FLOOR DYING AND I DON’T THINK...

Sun, 12 May 2013 22:31:11 -0400

minutes-till-midnight:

I’M ON THE FLOOR DYING AND I DON’T THINK I’LL LIVE.

paulisglamorous: Just admit it this was the most intense scene...

Sun, 12 May 2013 22:28:50 -0400

paulisglamorous:

Just admit it this was the most intense scene in your childood

tumbrloslav: thesecretmichan: ihavethisblog: amberleighjoy: ...

Sun, 12 May 2013 22:26:51 -0400

tumbrloslav:

thesecretmichan:

ihavethisblog:

amberleighjoy:

Actually, that’s a common misconception. Cats kill animals and bring them to you because they think you’re a shitty hunter and they don’t want you to starve.
So it’s kind of love, but it’s mostly because you suck at catching food

I’m pretty sure “I don’t want you to starve” is the maximum level of love cats are able to give.

#this is why i love cats #they give you tongue bathes and bring you food because they think you’re a giant hairless cat that sucks at being a cat

ecstatic-motion: My cat brought us a present today. I have...

Sun, 12 May 2013 21:56:01 -0400

ecstatic-motion:

My cat brought us a present today. I have never seen a rabbit SO angry.

Photo

Sun, 12 May 2013 21:55:32 -0400

damngruchy: hailthelordylordypicca: i wish someone loved me the way Jay Gatsby loves Daisy NO YOU...

Sun, 12 May 2013 21:51:42 -0400

damngruchy:

hailthelordylordypicca:

i wish someone loved me the way Jay Gatsby loves Daisy

NO YOU DON’T

mcbrayers: yet another unrealistic expectation for women

Sun, 12 May 2013 21:49:28 -0400

mcbrayers:

yet another unrealistic expectation for women

3rd grade

Sun, 12 May 2013 21:47:27 -0400

friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

iguanamouth: I KEEP THINKING ABOUT DINOSAUR BONES LIKE SOME OF THEM ARE SO FUCKING BIG YOU KNOW...

Sun, 12 May 2013 21:47:13 -0400

iguanamouth:

I KEEP THINKING ABOUT DINOSAUR BONES LIKE SOME OF THEM ARE SO FUCKING BIG YOU KNOW PEOPLE USED TO DIG THOSE UP AND THINK THEY WERE FROM DRAGONS THE LARGEST SKULL EVER FOUND WAS OVER 8 GODDAMN FEET LONG FROM A TOROSAURUS THATS FUCKING INSANE IM SO PUMPED ABOUT THIS I LOV E DINOSAURS LETS GO BURN DOWN THE POST OFFICE